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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

wow. cant believe i havent seen this one till now.

'There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind -- are always attained by giving them to someone else.'

-Peyton Conway March

brilliant

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

By Dylan Thomas

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~ One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope. ~