Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks then us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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